Right then. Memoirs, eh? Some blighter thinks his own piffle is worth the ink. Life, it seems, this grand outward shuffle from the nursery puddle to the ...

I can only assume people are looking at me with very confused expressions as I walk down the street like this. #shorts Tik ...

I could just proof my own work, it'd be a lot easier. Instead though, I have to trust my public facing comments to the robot ...