I'm no longer a morning drive time radio DJ, but sometimes you just need to flex those saying-a-phrase-no-human-being-would-ever-say muscles. This is one of those times. Welcome back to another Friday ...

The Unimog has earned its reputation as one of the most off-road capable vehicles on the planet, thanks to its portal axles, compact overhangs, and extraordinary ground clearance. But, as it turns out ...