To the most incredible girlfriend there is, happy birthday! Wakey, wakey, b-day queen! Or, honestly, sleep in if that's what you're feeling. It's your day, babe. Good morning, birthday girl! Coffee ...

And that's why I compiled this list, with dozens of birthday wish ideas. As in, almost 200. And I've got messages for everyone: From the purely comedic ones to the type that'll get your friend all ...